Do you get morning wood?

by a man in white briefs on March 6, 2010

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Do you get morning wood?

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old dog December 2, 2011 at 5:45 am

MORNING WOOD: Here’s a trick for great sex in the morning! If you are not doing this-then take a few weeks and then see if it works for you. Morning wood is nothing but your body NOT wanting to wake you up to pee. Yah that’s right, Males have a valve that shuts the bladder’s access to the urethra off so that when you are having sex, you do not urinate-it’s what makes peeing with a boner hurt. SO, before bed drink 16 ounces of water. This will increase the need to pee but your “valve” won’t allow you to wake-up so that in the morning, your body has caused the sex responce to give you a raging boner, cutting the bladder’s tube to the urethra off. The longer you slept with the need to pee, usually the larger and harder your erection will be. So use it! I mean haven’t you ever wondered why you had to either JO or bend way over forward to get the urin to flow? This is why-the boner is causing that valve to shut the bladder’s access off and you are in breed mode-so go for it!

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